You wanna hear a story about Monopoly???
In the first year of my marriage, we sat down to play Monopoly, and I was KILLING everyone…
Had ALL the railroads, most of the money, and no worries…
So, Mrs. Vigorish asks me for a loan so she can stay in the game with me and the kids…
Of course, I lend her the money…
The game takes a wicked turn, and Mrs. Vig becomes the big shot…
I ask her for a loan and she turns me down…
That was 30 years ago…I HAVE NOT played Monopoly since!!!
Now, the GENIUSES at Parker Brothers have decided to update the board for the 75th anny…
Here’s the new look…
SERIOUSLY??? A round F***ING BOARD???
Now I AIN’T gonna play for ANOTHER 30 FREAKIN’ years!!!
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i agree this is crap i love the square monopoly board, that was 1/2 the fun that looks boring, the other looks fun. But i love the electronic ones and the paper money ones. i hate this, just another way hasbro screws up another classic game.
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